Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Where the Girls Are

Back in the Eighties, PJ O'Rourke once made this perceptive comment about beautiful women and American social trends: 
"It's not that looks matter per se. It's just that beautiful women are always on the cutting edge of social trends. Remember how many beautiful women were in the anti-war movement 20 years ago? In the yoga classes 15 years ago? At the discos 10 years ago? On Wall Street 5 years ago? Where the beautiful women are is where the country is headed."
Well, these days the beautiful woman are going into ... debt collections!

Brenda Edwards is one of DCM (a debt collection law firm)'s top collectors: 

Melanie Ellston works at DCM processing claims:

Kathy Wolfe makes recordings for robo-calls to delinquent debtors

[hear kathy wolfe]

And, so does Orla Johannes: 

[hear her audio]

Pretty soon you won't be gettin' any lovin' unless you are a repo-man or a foreclosure auctioneer. If you are an out of work "Master of the Universe," you are now looking at a grinding life of involuntary celibacy. Where the women are, the men will follow. 

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