Where are They Now?

Useful Idiot Lori Berenson, now 13 years into her sentence in a Peruvian jail, is pregnant. Just 7 years to go until she gets out of jail, writes her memoirs, and appears on Oprah! (you heard it here first).

Former Reagan Revolutionary/Turncoat David Stockman has been cleared of charges of fraud.

Willam Zantzinger "who killed Hattie Carroll" has died. Althouse wonders why he never sued Bob Dylan. Well, the way Dylan described him in song, the mental image you get is an old Kentucky-born "colonel" with a diamond studded cane. Actually, Z was a young man, just six years removed from Sidwell Friends (where Barack Obama's kids are attending school!) when he did his deed.